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Can anyone remember the last time they won at something? I believe the last time i won at something was when my nieces and their Mexican't auntie ( Abby ) challenged the guys to a game of Taboo. Little did they know....Pitra , Bora and lil Anthony were 7 time International Taboo Champions....I mean ...what are the odds of them being on my team that night! The guys took a commanding lead and never looked back....well except for Pitra...kept looking back for another Brew-ski cuz he was HAMMERED!! And 4 year old lil' Anthony had the nerve to hustle me for a Video Game. This kid did not get one answer right the whole night....until i made a bet with him...."If you can guess any card this round....I'll buy you a video game.!" So the first card comes up and its the word "Lip-sync" . As I'm giving out clues ...the so-called International Champs had no idea what the word was.....except for lil' anthony who blurted the answer with no hesitation....The whole place was silent...then a huge burst of laughter came out of nowhere...(Bora's buttcheeks) The fuckin' bastard had the worst gas all night....

And what makes it ever worse is....he tries to point the finger at someone else--------------->

But enough about methane gas flowing through worm holes undiscovered yet in this realm.....Most of you will not understand that last sentence but it's ok...just play along, act like you did and keep reading...(this means YOU KAM!! )

I've been noticing alot of my friends and family gunning for me at the poker tourneys we've been having lately, which is fine....however little do they know....I've been sizing them up for the "REAL BIG ONE" coming up this summer....That's right folks...I'm headed for the WSOP....(That's World Series of Poker ..Killa) The Vietnamese MECCA for gamble-holics ...and stomping grounds for a guy like me...I will definitely be bringing my "A" game when i play at the WSOP...but who knows what will happen once i sit at a table with Scotty Nguyen, Daniel Negranu and the Great DOYLE BRUNSON... Will i have the nerves to check raise any of these High rollers....? This is just another day at the office for them...which I hope I can say someday for

myself in the near future..........

Lights....Camera....Action.....!!

So I have this friend who is obsessed about starring in a movie with his good friends Corky and Jaguar Paw. Don't worry Kam....I got the connects who will Direct this documentary for free just for you (BIZZLE and The RiK) ....consider it an early Christmas present. My buddy Kam wrote a script and wanted me to just go over it with him...and might i say...i was pretty impress with his action sequences.....details and delivery of the dialogue.... The first scene he wants to shoot takes place back in his elementary school dayz living right next door to his buddies J.P. (Jaguar Paw) and Corky. They walked to the bus stop everyday...however Corky would always take longer to walk and J.P. would always be running everywhere he went, Kam pretty much kept them grounded and together as a team. Below is actual childhood photos of the 3 that will be used in this documentary.....

The 3 developed a rep of being the outcasts throughout elementary until High School...not sure why...but i think Kam had something to do with it....his infatuation with A.C. Slater and Van Damme ..wearing one piece leotards..while dancing pretty much made him worthy of a beat down everyday after school. It was a good thing he had his boys with him at all times....if their physical appearances didn't scare people.....The scent from their direction probably did the job!!

The final scene of the documentary deals with their special bond as homiez for life and how they will always be there for each other....here's a quote from Kam as he describes their bond "I feel like we are soul mates with one another....no matter what..even if Corky needs to use all the napkins at McDonald's just for a 2-piece nugget meal.....or J.P. needs to use my curling iron to straighten his hair on his head.......and armpits....I LOVE THEM LIKE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION!! I love that movie !" says Kam. So they decided to call their documentary " Return to Shawshank" which was very fitting. Please make sure you all show your love and support for this soon to be classic documentary.......MORE TO COME!!

If it don't make Dollaz....It don't make cent$!!

Just at work on my lunch right now listening to some J.E. (that's Jagged Edge for you rookies out there) on my Sansa. Hmmmm....It's been a very busy day with crazy members from Microsoft wanting to know why their medical claims weren't paid out.....I give them the same answer everytime...." OH HEY.."

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.....

Just anotha day chillin' in da woods.....haven't been hangin' out too much lately, trying to stay focus on this routine....$$$$$ and staying healthy! Getting ready for my New Year's trip to Killa Kali... Can't wait to check out the beaches for hot chicas and tight whipz... Gonna reunite with my Vietnamese family and Gook shizzle down in the O.C. ... hope y'allz ready for me again...cuz it's gonna be even crazier this time!!!

Anyone started shopping for Christmas yet? I haven't...but I will this weekend so ...WHO'S DOWN 4 DAT 187? Might try shopping online this year just to prevent any sudden beat downs on youngin'z who try to take the last FUBU jersey...

Good things come to those who wait...I wonder who made up that quote....cuz when i wait in the lunch line at work....all the good sandwiches are gone...or how bout when you wait for movie tickets but they're sold out by the time you get up front....waiting for the homie to get ready to hit up the club ....gotta get there early for VIP but your late by 2 mins cuz the ninja ran out of gel and decides to wear a hat after all.....LOL!!! HAAHAH....Ya feel me? I'm the type of guy that never passes up a good thing.... I wish i could be at 2 places at once... =0) then life would be fabulous..... oh and make sure you watch this dope movie below.... hella gangsterrrrr pimpinz!!

I HAVE A SENSITIVE SIDE TOO HOMIE!!! =0) .....AND I'M OUT...... .......

CHECK YO SELF.......

What up my ninjas!! It's about that time..........My first Blog...YAH DIIIIIIG!!! So please be patient as I transition into this new world of excitement! Well let me just start off by saying thanks to a few of my peeps who got me on this ....NGOC PHAM!! Luv ya girl....EEBONER...MY DUDE!! Well Thanksgiving just flew by like that and now I'm back in the "Real World" once again...."Hey Kam....Where's your boy Karomo at? HAHAHAAA"...Turkey Bowl was another successful year! Had an interception for Touchdown to give us the lead and pull out the 1 point victory.....My homie Boo-Boo from Tac-town felt the wrath of Major_Moves187 when i layed him out.....Also , none of this would have been possible if Kam hadn't sprained his ankle....Good lookin' out homie!! I showed up late and we had 11 players on the field already.... But enough about football...."FCUK the Seahawks!!"

I just started working out again today for the first time in months.....felt great afterwards.... I figured I can at least dedicate an hour of my day to this... ...or else pay the consequences later down the road which I definitely don't want to do! Working hard and playing hard takes a toll when you get my age....lol! GOT TO BE A G...Til the day that I DIE....hahaha..that was for you P!! And for some reason....everywhere I go these days...I always wanna b-boy ...is that weird?

It's 5 minutes til midnight and I have 3 loads of laundry to fold so I think I better end it here for today.....but no worries ....YOU THINK YOU KNOW.....BUT ....YOU HAVE NO IDEA.....I'LL BE BACK!!!